Jeffrey Clinard
Age: 38
Occupation:business owner
Number of Cruises: 7
Cruise Line: Carnival
Ship: Carnival Triumph
Sailing Date: October 2nd, 2004
Itinerary: Western Caribbean
The Carnival Triumph is the largest ship I've ever been on, and compares
favorably to other ships, with it's own set of pros and cons.
First, the experience. I flew in overnight from Las Vegas, reaching Miami at
about 7:30 a.m. (about an hour delayed from schedule). No problem; I grabbed a
breakfast sandwich, got my luggage, and took the Super Shuttle to the Port of
Miami. For one or two people it's the fastest and cheapest way to go - a taxi
will cost $21, and the ship shuttle is both more expensive, and departs STARTING
at 11:00 a.m. That would have meant several hours waiting at the airport. Why do
that when you can wait at the port, and eventually be among the first to board
the ship? In any case, 3 or more people are better off with a taxi on a
per-person basis.
There was some waiting in the terminal, first to set up a sign-and-sail account,
then to go through screening and security, then to get room keys and board the
ship. There I obtained for the first time the revised itenerary; Costa Maya on
Tuesday instead of the Grand Caymans on Wednesday. I wasn't surprised since I
knew the Caymans were closed due to hurricane damage, though I had hoped they
would have released the change earlier on their web site.
I boarded at noon, though had to wait until 1:30 to use my cabin. I went
directly to the lido deck and enjoyed a tuna sandwich and lemonaide, then
relaxed in a deck lounge chair on aft lido and read a book. At 1:30 I checked
into my cabin. All I can say is WOW! This is my 7th cruise, and this was the
best cabin I've ever had. I only paid for a 1A cabin, but ended up being placed
in 2445 in Main Aft. It's an unusual cabin (check the floor plan on their web
site), with a long thin corridor entering it, and a long, wide cabin containing
a bed, a couch, desk, tv. etc. The cabin probably seemed larger than most due to
the single bed (all I needed) and extra room. The cabin contained two huge
portholes, but the curtains darkened the room quite well for late sleeping. My
cabin contained the extention cord I had requested for my C-PAK machine, though
the proximity of the power plugs made it unnecessary. All I can say if I'm ever
offered this type of cabin again at 1A prices, I'd take it in a minute. Indeed,
I'd recommend it for both singles, or for two people who don't share a bed (a
second bed is lowered from the ceiling). Couples, particularly honeymooners will
NOT like this cabin, since I doubt they could fit beds side-by-side in this
cabin.
A bit of advice - pack a change of clothes in your carry on. I had long pants on
for the airplane, but was wishing for a bathing suit or pair of shorts. I
received by baggage before dinner - but many people weren't that lucky.
If I had any complaint about the cabin service, it is that I never got the room
safe to work. I even called room service, but after waiting an hour I gave up.
The cabin steward did a nice job making up the room, and left towels folded into
the following animals: Bulldog, Cobra, Manatee, Swan, and Elephant. Shore tour
tickets and my invitation to the past cruiser party were delivered promptly.
The food in the dining room was superb. Being from Las Vegas, I always ordered
food I couldn't get cheap here, such as the duck, quail, and beef wellington
(others opted for prime rib and lobster). The only item I didn't care for was
the lobster bisque soup. Cruise line traditional deserts such as cherries
jubilee, baked Alaska, and cherry black forest cake were served.
I was placed at a table with 7 women (Ruthie, Sarah, Lily, Marian, Helen, Joyce,
and Donna). It was a diverse and interesting group. Dejan, the server, was first
rate, Sergi, the assistant, always showed up with my drink (diet coke), and
Panit was always ready with bread and coffee. I saw more of her than the other
staff since she always worked in the Lido aft, where I spent a great deal of
time. Lido aft was also were the grill and pizza stands were, both of which
provided good late night snacks.
The ship shows were entertaining, and included a comedian, a magic act, two
production shows, a singer, and the guest talent show. The only disappointment
was the last night comedy act, which I felt didn't contain enough adult
material. I wasn't impressed with the films shown on the in-room television,
though I did watch the family movie (Garfield: The Movie).
One thing I excelled at was the game show mania entertainment. On the first
night I was selected in the third group of contestants, won my round easily,
then won the tournament of champions easily. Noonan, the social host, was
visibly impressed, and actually had to disqualify one of my correct answers and
toss mercy questions to the others to extend the time. Still, I walked away with
both a ship trophy and a bottle of champion - as well as bragging rights. I also
won the 50/50 trivia game on the last night (the subject matter was Urban
Legends - something I'm something of an expert on), earning another ship
trophy.. Other entertainment I watched, rather than participated in, including
shipboard Survivor, sing-a-longs, family fued games, and the new/not-so-new
newlywed game. I did sing karoke one night, though I realized I'm more the
Superstar USA type than an American Idol.
One new item was the competition between the red, white, and blue teams
(determined by dinner tables). Points were won for people winning ship events. I
was on the red team, and won points for my trivia and game show wins). Other
points were for bingo, longest congo lines, and the most karoke singers on a
certain night. Red led the first day - and never looked back, finishing with 395
points, compared to white at 320 and blue at 290. It's just for bragging rights,
and is a gimmick to get people to buy tee-shirts of the right color or play
bingo, but it's just extra mini-entertainment.
On ship, I spent most of my time either at the entertainment, or on lido aft in
the jacuzzi or on a lounge chair. The jacuzzis were fairly warm for a cruise
ship, and the retractable roof covered the pool and hot tubs when it was
raining, a nice feature. My only complaint is that they closed at 8:00 p.m.
I went on three shore tours, one in Cozumel, one in Jamacia, and one upon the
return in Miami. Ordering is quick and easy through the in-room television,
though it took some time for the system to work (I booked XCARET on the first
day; it rejected by account until after dinner).
In Cozumel, I opted to go to XCARET, the aquatic theme part actually located
near Playa de Carmen. Only nine people took that tour, which I recommend. The
first half is shown by a tour guide, after which everybody was free to do their
own thing. I went for the swim on the underground river (bring snorkling gear; I
did), visited the manatees, watched the Mayan flyers, went to the observation
tower, and many more things. I only wish I had a few more hours to spend there.
I would seriously consider doing XCARET again on a future cruise - and maybe a
swim with the dolphins. The two people who did that reported they got 30 minutes
of swim time. I had visited Cozumel previously and did the Mayan Ruins, another
tour I recommend.
In Costa Maya, I declined a shore tour. I did some shopping, buying two pieces
of rock art (cat statues). Unfortunately, one of them was not well wrapped and
broke at the neck on the way back. It should repair with superglue though.
Anybody who buys such artwork might consider getting some kind of box or pack it
in the middle of clothes (I didn't). On the whole, I would have preferred the
Grand Caymans (I've been there before), so if it is important, book a cruise
outside hurricane season.
In Jamacia, I opted for the Dunns River Falls / Dolphin Cove tour. Here's what I
did right and wrong. Wrong - not having my swim trunks on underneath my shorts.
There aren't good changing facilities at the start, and I ended up climbing the
falls in my shorts. I wasn't smart enough to take out my wallet and put it in
the locker along with my other stuff - it and the money in it are still damp.
What I did right was bringing my deck shoes (no slip). Trust me, do not climb
the falls without them. Even with them, I slipped a few times, and twisted my
ankle. I limped for two days afterwards - and was exhausted from the climb (1000
feet long and 600 feet up). Still, I'm glad I did it. I bought tiki statues and
another cat statue (this one made of wood) as well as coffee and tee shirts.
Necklaces were given to me as a bonus (though they are not of high quality -
string and beads mostly). I declined to buy the ganga (marijuana) several locals
offered to sell me - I don't know how to smoke; I'm too old to learn; and it's
illegal anyway. If I go back, I might take a plantation tour.
In Miami, I opted to take a tour of the Everglades. It offered early
disembarkation from the ship, a trip to someplace I wouldn't normally see, and a
drop off at the airport. The tour included a ride on an airboat, and a
demonstration of alligators and crocodiles. I'm glad I went, but I wouldn't pay
to do it a second time. After the tour I checked in at Miami airport for my
return trip. A word of warning - the food there sucks, at least on terminal D. I
had asked a security officer if there was anything decent there - they said yes,
but I disagree. If I had known then what I knew then, I would have eaten at the
Cuban restuarant before going through security.
I don't drink alcohol, so I didn't hit the bars. A nice quiet place is the
Oxford Bar (where I did some brief internet mail checks); my most common hangout
was aft lido. With a ship that large, activities like piano sing-alongs and
karoke are offered every night, and the two discos should keep dancers happy.
I don't gamble, but the casino is large. Bingo is offered regularly, but I only
sat in waiting for other events instead of playing.
The downside of a ship so large it has such a diverse range of activies and
entertainment is the crowds. There are often lines for the grill and pizza, as
well as for the late night buffets. The showroom can get crowded, particularly
for those shows that only have one seating (such as the adults only shows).
However, on the whole I liked the large ship, feeling that the range and
availablity of activies and entertainment outweighed the lines that formed at
time. I can always wait out a line, but a lack of activities can't be waited
out.
My next trip will be a shorter cruise to the Mexican Riveria in January, but I'm
going to seriously consider another 7 day cruise on a large vessel for next
fall.