Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Valor Cruise Review
Eastern Caribbean
Alain Ades
Age: 49
Occupation: Physician
Number of Cruises: 10
Sailing Date: February 26th, 2006
I have been on ten cruises, the last one on Norwegian Dawn, and also Radisson,
Silverseas and Princess. This was the worst cruise that I have ever been on.
We were all excited. The reviews were good, and we got two suites, 7268 and
7266. There were a total of six, four adults, a six year old and a ten month
old.
Embarkation- A disaster for those not reserving suites. We got “VIP”
check in, still poorly managed, and still taking 80 minutes. Others averaged
over 2 hours.
Ship- New, but absolutely trite with eagles, red white and blue colors, flags,
rooms named after Presidents, etc. The entire ship was rather claustrophobic,
broken up, with poor access through many decks. It was clean and well lit.
Crew- Our waiters and stewards were wonderful. In fact our waiter came
from an area of Guatemala where we set up only the second endoscopy unit for a
country of 30 million people. They could not have been better.
Food- Not at all bad. The dinners were well prepared, the food warm, and
the variety great. HOWEVER, there was a line everywhere, an at times we just
gave up.
PROBLEMS- Where do I begin?
1) There was smoke everywhere, in our stateroom, the decks, the corridors, our
balcony, the restaurants (it came in from the atrium), bars, etc. What happened-
my wife developed conjunctivitis, my mother had an exacerbation of her COPD, and
my poor ten month old Noah developed acute asthmatic bronchitis requiring
inhalers every four hours, and is still not well, two weeks later.
2) I left 8 messages to meet with the Hotel Director. No response until my
brother, the lawyer, called the corporate headquarters of Carnival. The head
guy, Jose, said that his staff told him all our problems were addressed. Why did
we want the meeting? No upgrade. No refund. We wanted to get off this ship from
hell. They could have resold our suites.
3) We were kicked out of Scarletts. My 10 month old came with me when we made
reservations. I checked twice to tell them that we needed a high chair for our
tenth month old. In the middle of our meal, we were asked to leave, and handed
the bill to sign. No refund. Callous, callous behavior.
4) BEWARE- There was cross contamination from grill cooks touching uncooked
hamburgers, then rolls and lettuce with unwashed hands. I am amazed, as a
gastroenterologist, that there was not a salmonella, E-coli or Campylobacter
outbreak. When I told Jose about this, he responded that “They must have been
busy” This is the head guy on the ship, mind you.
5) Security was lax. I saw many teeny boppers served alcohol, people throwing
cups and cigarette butts off the balconies, etc.
6) Not Carnival’s fault, but a significant minority of the passengers were drunk
for a preponderance of the cruise
This will not end here. I am filing a suit against Carnival. I hate lawsuits and
most lawyers, but the total disregard for our health was unacceptable. We tipped
all the waiters, etc way beyond the required. I fear for their health.