Age: 42
Occupation: sales
Number of Cruises: 1
Sailing Date: July 25th, 2005
You get what you paid for. Let’s begin with the long lines just to get on the
ship. I think you have to go thru 4 different check ins. Just be sure when you
get at the port you have your birth certificate, I.D. ready. I can't believe all
the trouble you have to go thru just to get on the ships!
First day: We arrived around noon, on a Greyhound that was included in our
package thru AAA...after staying a night in Miami. If you choose to stay the
night before, go to Bayside and eat at Bubba Gump’s!! Great food and ask for a
'to go' cup, and you will get a souvenir cup to carry the rest of your drink in.
Anyway, the day you arrive at the port, be sure you have plenty of One dollar
bills for the bus drivers and the guys that load your suitcases onto the boat.
For each suitcase or bag expect to pay 1:00. Just take about 30 – 40 one dollar
bills. And they ask for it too!!! The first day on the boat, we had to find our
own cabin. It was kind of weird as we had no idea where to go! We found our
room. This was ocean view and was very nice. Enough room for 2 people! We then
decided to walk around. Went to the area that has information and got a map of
the ship and checked it out on our own. Very nice but it was hard finding
yourself around. Wish they had a more detailed map. Showed what floor you were
on, but not how to get around to the front of the ship or the back of the
ship...what doors to take to get where you wanted to go. First day we ate lunch
at the outdoor pool bar and grill, not knowing we could have went thru some
sliding glass doors and eaten inside the air-conditioned dining room.
The "Welcome Aboard" show was good. The dancers were good, the singers were
so-so. The comedy, Mark Macy, was great. We also saw his "adult" version Tuesday
night which was hilarious! "Wee Jimmy" the cruise director was very funny and we
enjoyed his talks on the tours and the shows in the evenings. We really enjoyed
the “adult shows”!! They were funny.
We left the dock about 15-20 minutes late and we decided to enjoy the scenery.
Right before we left, around 3:30 everyone was advised to take to life boat
drill and we did that. I felt like I had on a neck brace when we learned how to
put the life jackets on…it was funny! Then we proceeded to go to the ‘muster
station”. We were outside, in the rain while it was storming…lightening
flashing….very scary.
After the drill, we went and watched the ship leave dock. That was exciting.
Cruising in the rain!!! Anyway, if you decide to watch the boat leave, go to the
front…its exciting. Oh yea, don’t worry too much about getting sea sick. This is
a boat that you can’t feel the rocking as some people say you do. I took my
motion sickness pill before loading, but didn’t need it after that.
We ate and then we went to the first show. It was a show the included people
from the audience. My boyfriend was one that pick!! Funny!
Day 2, we woke up to find us docked in Key West, Florida. We went and ate and
decided the day before to take the Pirate tour and just look around. We enjoyed
our time there. That evening we went and got our formal pictures taken and then
to the ‘meet the captain’ party, reception. It was great, but watch how many
free drinks you get. They catch up with you later. We went to eat at the formal
dinner and met our new friends, which later went to the Broadway show with us.
The dinner tonight was Caribbean and I had lobster. It was ok. After the show we
went out side and enjoyed the fresh air and watching the big ship cruise down
the ocean on its way to Cozemel, Mexico. After that we went to the Adult Comedy
show. That was the funniest show! After that we went to bed.
Day 3- Cozemel Mexico. It was nice and HOT. It’s sad seeing what Hurricane Emily
has done to these people. The city was nice and you could tell that there was
damage. The top of the huts were blown away, and there was debris on the beach.
They were fixing it back up though. We couldn’t even go see the Maya Ruins for
what she did. We didn’t have an excursion until 2:30, and since we arrived early
to Mexico, we went into town by taxi that cost 6:00 for 4 people, with our new
friends we had dinner with and ate at Carlo’s and Charlie’s. It was so great!!
Food was great and you get these big Margaritas in these huge glasses.
Strawberry was the best! A lot of entertainment there. There was a guy that made
everyone balloon hats, which after we left, we gave to kids. They know how to
have fun. After that we got another taxi and went back to the boat to get ready
to go on our excursion on the Catamaran. Now that was fun!! We left from right
around where the boat was docked. We arrived kinda late and had a lot of people
in front of us and were wondering if they were going to put all of us on one
boat. But it was all good, here came another boat. The man on our boat was so
great!! We had all the beer, pop, water we wanted on our way out to sea to
snorkel. I had never snorkeled so I was kind of leery about doing this. As soon
as you get on you get a snorkel mask, life jacket and the flipper shows. The
tour director explained how to fix your mask etc and then we stopped and you
could either jump from the boat into the water or take the ‘chicken steps’ as he
called it…..the steps that go right into the water. I chose to jump, but before
I jumped I told the director that I had never done this before, he helped me
with my fear and in I went. That was the best time I have had in a long long
time. Very interesting of what you see below. We even had our picture taken
looking at the fish. For about 45 minutes we were in the water, and then we got
back on the cat marine and went to a private beach about 30 minutes later. The
sand was very hot, so if you have any water shoes, take them. The beach itself
was rough on your feet. We could have eaten there for 8.00 but chose not to….it
didn’t look to good. The flies were terrible though. We asked why they were so
bad and the director said it was from Emily and the horses that were taking
people for rides. After this we were back at the dock around 5:30 and tipped the
crew with 5.00 and also bought all the pictures they took of us….3 plus a free
one of the fish in the sea, for 33.00. After we arrived at the dock we went and
took a shower, and headed out to meet with our new friends to eat at Ponchos. We
then went to the show next to Poncho’s and purchased shirts that were 2 for
20.00 and some necklaces for our girls for 3. 95 each. We then headed to the
boat around 9:00 for out departure at 10:00. Our cruise director told us that
when the boat was ready to leave, go watch and you will see someone running to
the boat about to miss it. Sure enough….there was one person!! Guess he drank
too much at Fat Tuesdays, right on the dock. We enjoyed this evening outside
watching the stars and enjoying the ride. Seems like the front or the back of
the ship were ever really over crowded.
Day 4 Fun day at sea. Well, let’s see we woke up and decided to go our own ways.
We took walkie talkies for this reason. They worked fine and we didn’t bother
anyone. I decided today was a pool day for me and he decided on the Casino. The
pool is crowded on this day so beware. Although I got there around noon, I found
a great spot and layed out for a couple of hours. They had a Caribbean style
band playing. In the afternoon they had a hairy chest contest that was funny,
and ice sculpting. The pool was very crowded.
And it’s not very big anyway. The hot tub had a bunch of kids in it when it is
clearly stated as adults only. There was always someone coming around offering
you the daily drink. I never bought one myself, as I saw 6.25 to much. Oh and by
the way, if you want to sneak in some alcohol just empty out a bottle of
Listerine, add the clear liquid, vodka is what we used, add 8 drops of yellow
food coloring and it will go thru the check in line. That was cool. Then all you
got to do is get some lemonade or punch from the drink stations and take it back
to your room and add the vodka and there ya have it. If you are smart take your
own travel mug. Makes it ever better. Anyway, after our time away from one
another, we chose to go to the last formal dinner. Before dinner they were
serving sushi around the stars lounge, which the line was long with only one
person working it. The dinner tonight was American, which wasn’t very good. I
had the filet mignon and it tasted like roast. After dinner we went and played
some slots, went out on the back deck with a bottle of champagne and drank and
then went to bed.
We ported about 7am on Friday and we chose to have the early departure meaning
you took your own luggage at 7am to the Palace lounge, and they showed you the
way to debark along with your luggage. This way is a lot faster than having to
stand around and wait on the entire luggage to be dropped off. Plus we got the
first bus out to the airport.
All in this entire cruise was ok. I mean the food was ok, the entertainment was
ok, and the activities were boring. I enjoyed just being on the cruise myself.
If you don’t want to spend a lot of money and you want to go to be left alone go
on this cruise. I’ve heard that other cruise lines are a lot better so next time
we will go with another cruise line.