Larry C. Brown
Age: 47
Occupation: Information Technology - Test Engineer
Number of Cruises: 2
Sailing Date: March 31st, 2006
My girlfriend and I did the 3 day cruise on the
March 31-April 3 weekend aboard the Paradise. We went specifically for the KKJZ-FM
(88.1FM) annual Blues Cruise. This was our second cruise. The first was a
similar 3 day Ensenada cruise aboard the RCCL Monarch of the Seas. So this gave
us a good opportunity to compare the two ships.
Entertainment: I have to qualify my review of the entertainment because
the Blues Cruise was a private affair for only about 200-300 guests who booked
the cruise through a travel agent who does this annually. So the majority of the
entertainment we participated in was related to that, and not open to all of the
guests. That being said, the general activities we participated in were great
and the rest of the guests appeared to be having a great time.
Of the two ships I definitely like the Paradise better. It was recently
overhauled and the décor is very nice. It was much newer and more appealing than
on the Monarch. The Promenade deck contains 2 theaters, the casino, a disco, a
nightclub and a couple of other bars. It is well laid out with access to all of
those places via the Carnival Blvd.
Dining: This is the only area where I had a problem with Paradise, and it
was a big issue. The food, for the most part, was just awful! Not one meal could
be classified as good. The only thing that was consistently decent was the
midnight pizza. And that’s something I really shouldn’t eat very often.
Unfortunately, given the poor quality of the other meals I looked forward to the
midnight snacks. On our previous cruise the casual dining choices were very
good. If like us, you preferred the buffet to the formal dining room you could
be assured of a decent meal. Not so aboard the Paradise. Breakfast fare was
bland at best. The only lunch I had that was edible was a grilled turkey
sandwich on Friday before we got underway. On Saturday we went ashore in
Ensenada briefly just to look for some leather goods. I was looking forward to
getting back in time for lunch, expecting it to be quiet, since most people
would be ashore. Bad idea. I should have had some fish tacos out in town. After
seeing what the buffet had to offer and coming up empty, we opted for the grill
outside. I had a burger with the limpest lettuce and onions I’d ever seen. The
burger itself was tasteless, and no combination of condiments could change that
fact. Dinners in the dining room were inconsistent as well, but better than the
buffet by a long shot. On Friday night we had a seafood dish with shrimp and
scallops. Not terrible but also not very satisfying. On Saturday night I opted
for the prime rib. That was the only dinner I actually enjoyed. However, my lady
had the lobster and did not like it, and at least one of our table mates who
ordered it echoed her sentiment. Saturday night’s late night buffet featured
Mexican food and it was probably the best spread of the entire cruise. We went
up to get a slice of pizza and found the place packed! If the rest of the buffet
meals had been as good as what they had on Saturday night I would rate the food
very good. Instead it took me about a week to get back to normal after 3
straight days of bad food.
That being said, I am planning to go again next year, but only because of the
Blues Cruise. If it was up to me I would request that they move it to RCCL’s
Monarch of the Seas, where I know I can expect decent food. However, if Carnival
can improve the quality of the food I would prefer Paradise because I really
like the ship.