Age: 39
Occupation: Administrative
Number of Cruises: 3
Cruise Line: Costa
Ship: Atlantica
Sailing Date: February 15th, 2004
Itinerary: Western Caribbean
AFTER I booked my cruise I read several negative reviews about Costa on this and
other websites and I began to panic. Fortunately I found several of the
criticisms to be untrue and I had a fairly fantastic time, despite having what
has to have been record bad weather (no sun, no suntan, 62 degrees and raining
cats and dogs in Cozumel).
The Falsehoods:
1. The embarkation and disembarkation procedures are a lengthy disorganized
mess.
Maybe for those who had the Costa airport transfers, but when I arrived at the
dock in my taxi ($15 with tip from Ft. Lauderdale airport) there was no line
whatsoever and I'd say I was onboard the ship in about 10 minutes.
I WAS greeted with the bizarre salutation, "Hello. Please go to your room," but
that was obviously just due to a language barrier and it made me laugh. Just as
when I check into a hotel, I was perfectly capable of finding my room without
escort.
The luggage piling up by the elevators did occur, but I think it actually makes
sense to use that as a staging area, rather than make the passengers wait hours
for their suitcases to be delivered another way. I found my own suitcases
sitting by the elevator and just took them to my room myself to save the time
and to save the guys the hassle. There's a reason I bought rolling luggage --
it's easy to move myself and I was happy to have the exercise after the plane
trip.
As for disembarkation, okay it came about 4 hours before I was ready to leave
the ship, but, without the encumbrance of a Costa transfer, it was easy peasy.
For $5 we got a porter who helped us find our luggage, marched us through
customs, hailed a cab and got our luggage loaded into the trunk. Another $10 or
$15 and we were at the airport and the luggage was at the curbside check in. I’d
say from the moment of leaving the ship to stepping up to curbside check-in
maybe a half hour went by. At most.
I would say that unless you are flying into Miami (and if so, why?) just skip
the Costa bus. It costs $12pp each way, ties you to their schedule and just
seems to make life more frustrating and complicated than it need be at the start
and end of a vacation.
2. The staff on Costa are very unfriendly.
Could not have been farther from the truth. The staff are mainly Philipino (room
stewards and restaurant) and English (activities and excursions) and Italian
(activities, excursions, guest relations i.e. Purser, and spa). Without a doubt
the majority of the staff were extremely pleasant and helpful. By contrast, I
cruised on Princess in 1999 and was so upset by the rude treatment I received by
the English staff I wrote to the president of the company to complain. (They
never bothered to answer and I will never cruise on Princess again.)
The only slightly unpleasant staff were lunchtime waiters, who basically knew
they were waiting on you for no tip, b/c all of your gratuities go to your
nighttime waiter. Also the dining room drinks waiters were extremely slow and a
bit "bitter" whenever they saw a drinks coupon from the Boys and Girls Card (20
sodas for $40) b/c they knew there was no commission for them -- the commission
goes to the person who initially sells the card. That is something Costa should
work on.
I just basically bypassed them, their speed, and their attitude, by picking up a
soda at a bar on the way into the dining room.
A slight aside about the drink’s card: Though at first I was a little bitter
that rather than unlimited sodas (which are offered as extras on, I believe,
Princess, Holland America and Royal Caribbean) I could only get 20 for $40. But
you could also use the card to get virgin pina coladas, daiquiris, etc, as well
as juice (within the limit of 20). I actually think having this card deterred me
from drinking alcohol (and thus saving money), as I often found myself just
getting a virgin pina colada, for example, because it was “free” and I needed to
use up my coupons.
Also, I had been sure to visit a grocery store during our ship's first stop at
Key West, and so my room refrigerator was already stocked with sodas and water.
Back to the staff: The only truly rude staff I encountered was in the stores,
where they (Italians) were rude, grumpy and/or disinterested. Maybe they were on
commission so they weren’t too excited by my purchases – a $3 silver chain and a
$10 watch.
(I was surprised and disappointed that on a “European” cruise ship all of the
candy in the ship’s stores was America. I remember on Princess they had all this
great European chocolate, and I’m not sure why Costa didn’t have any. The people
in the store were not interested in explaining why.)
The other memorably rude and downright mean person was the Maitre d' on the main
floor of the dining room. The one on the second floor was very nice and
accommodating, though.
3. The activities and the entertainment were boring
I disagree. Every activity I went to (quizzes, exercise classes and Italian
lessons) was fun, friendly and well run.
I didn’t get out much at night for the entertainment but there seemed to be a
lot of it and I didn’t miss the tacky faux Broadway/theme park style
entertainment of other lines one bit. What entertainment I did encounter was
great.
Do you consider sitting in a beautifuly-decorated café (Caffe Florian) sipping a
cappuccino and listening to an amazingly talented opera singer accompanied by an
equally gifted piano player boring? I do not.
The Italian Extravaganza show in the big theater, which I thought was going to
be some silly pizza-tossing, mamma mia, type singing, was actually this amazing
drama without words (remember the international crowd – many positions require
crew to speak 5 languages).
I’ll confess, I’m not sure exactly what I saw, but I think it was the history of
Italy, shown in scenes. I remember the explosion of Pompeii, bizarre female
Roman goddess/warriers in shields and THONGS dancing, and again the beautiful
opera singing, as well as some very nice ballet dancing. Bizarre? Yes. But
boring?? Definitely not.
4. There were too many Europeans and smoke was everywhere.
Well, DUH, it is a European cruise line, so of course there will be Europeans.
But given my choice between a ship full of cultured and classy Europeans, and a
boatload of drunken folks straight from the all-you-can-eat buffet in Vegas,
I’ll take the Europeans any day. No lie – the average size of my fellow cruisers
on my Princess cruise was about 3 times the size of the people on the Costa
cruise.
All of the Europeans I met were very friendly and appreciated my pigeon attempts
to speak their various languages (French & Italian). Yes, there was definitely
about a day and a half of culture shock, but after I adjusted to the stimulating
environment I really appreciated being able to cruise not only TO other
cultures, but WITHIN other cultures as well.
Also there was the benefit of meeting many Italian Americans, and they were all
great.
As to the smoking, well one of the reasons we went on Costa is because my
boyfriend is a smoker and, since he was paying for half of the trip, I didn’t
want him to feel ostracized or alienated on his vacation. But there are plenty
of non-smoking locations and smoking is prohibited in the dining rooms, which
actually was rather annoying since dinner took so long – 2 hours or so. (I would
have preferred my boyfriend to be able to smoke a quick cigarette at the table
between courses rather than get grumpy or leave the table to smoke).
If you really hate smoke then don’t go on Costa, b/c I suspect there is a bit
more than on other lines, but it really wasn’t bad and I am extremely sensitive
to smoke.
The Truths:
Not all of the reviews were completely wrong:
1. The food is bad
Almost uniformly every review I read, including Frommers, panned the food on
Costa. And I will say they were right. The food wasn’t bad, just below average,
and inconsistent. And the other reason we chose Costa was because my boyfriend
loves Italian food. “Luckily” he was seasick for about three days from the bad
weather and didn’t need to eat much! As for me, I did expect better food,
ESPECIALLY FROM AN ITALIAN SHIP, but I had found the food on Princess to be sub
par as well, so I wasn’t too disappointed. Let’s just say I had a lot of great
cappuccinos this time.
Two exceptions: Princess, despite it’s other faults, had GREAT Danish and pizza.
The Costa pizza was on a par with the pizza served in my junior high school
(doughy and gloppy - just something to eat when you're hungry) and, as far as
Danish and other breakfast pastries go, Costa really let the passengers down
there. Especially disappointing for a European ship. You would think they could
at least get a croissant right. Something tells me the pastry must be a LOT
better in the summer, when they cruise in Europe and their passengers are
90-100% European. Otherwise I think the French passengers would rally and throw
the pastry chef overboard.
Another disappointment was room service. My boyfriend and I really didn’t enjoy
the whole dining room experience. We would have preferred to eat in our room and
just watch TV. They tell you in the Costa literature that 24 hour room service
is available. What they don’t tell you is that only cold food is available,
mainly of the salami or tuna sandwich variety. What we ended up doing a lot was
going to the buffet restaurant getting trays of hot food and just taking them
back to our room. (Let's call it self-service room service.)
I know from my research that on most other lines you can get “normal” food from
room service, at least a burger and fries, if not full HOT dinners. A big BOO to
Costa for this policy.
I think it’s a Carnival trickledown effect. I heard from a few people who had
been on Costa before it was bought by Carnival that the food was much better.
We also went to the premium restaurant twice. Now in the “real” world of dining
(a.k.a. when you have about a million restaurants to choose from instead of
three and a salami sandwich in your room, I would not recommend this restaurant
as being anything special. But we really enjoyed going there on the cruise b/c
of the slower pace, more attention, and who can beat taking your champagne out
on deck in between courses? (the last night when the temperature finally rose
over 70).
SUMMARY
Some great things about the Costa Atlantica:
The ship is beautiful and sparkling clean. I even saw staff members cleaning the
tops of outdoor speakers.
The cabin was beautiful, spacious and a great bargain ($950 pp for a slightly
obstructed view, which actually would have been a plus, in that the obstruction
– a lifeboat – would have provided shade out there, had there been any sun to
shade us from! One small gripe: The balcony came with two chairs and a table.
The table was too big for the space and always got in the way when we opened the
door, which opened out instead of in. A sliding glass door would have been best.
Varied activities and friendly and enthusiastic cruise staff.
A great chance to get exposure to, and meet people from, other cultures.
The gym and spa are great. The spa is standard cruise ship expensive, but they
have some great specials, especially on port days. I managed to turn my
disasterous “Hurricane” day in Cozumel (raining, cold, windy, excursion
cancelled) into a great one by spending the money from my cancelled excursion on
a relaxing massage!
The fridges for the minibars are not computerized. So you can take all of that
expensive ship’s liquor and soda out of there and fill it up with your own!
(Technically you are not supposed to bring liquor onto the ship, but it’s pretty
easy to get it on. And no one can stop you from bringing your own sodas and
bottled water.)
Some not so great things about the Costa Atlantica:
The food is everything and less it is rumored to be
The drinks waiters are extremely slow
Dinner in the main restaurant takes too long and the food isn’t worth it.
The restaurant is too big and impersonal.
The dining room is on two levels. The maitre d’ on the second level is very
nice, but the one on the main floor is rude and mean. The service is much better
on the top floor than the main one. (We switched tables after the first night
b/c in an hour and a half we had only had one course and it had taken 20 minutes
to get menus, water and bread.)
The bedspreads are of “Holiday Inn” quality and the only things on the ship that
are beginning to show their age.
Other comments:
This was my first, and I will say, last Western Caribbean itinerary on ANY
cruise ship. With the exception of Jamaica, I never really felt like I was in
the true Caribbean.
Although I enjoyed the Costa cruise I definitely want to try another cruise
line. Depending on money, itineraries and desires of traveling companions, I am
looking at Celebrity, Oceania, Radisson or possibly one of the Voyager or
Radiance class ships of Royal Caribbean. Or possibly Holland America if I want
to feel really young!
But I’m glad I booked the Costa cruise BEFORE I read up on the line or else I
might have been scared off by all of the negative comments. I think that given
the GREAT price on balcony cabins, the cleanliness of the ship and the variety
and uniqueness of activities, I it was a great trip.
I WOULD cruise on Costa again, especially if I didn’t want to gain weight on my
trip. But I think I would like to try some other lines first.