Stewart Cohen
Age: 45
Occupation:legal assistant
Number of Cruises: 15
Cruise Line: Holland America
Ship: Maasdam
Sailing Date: October 27, 2002
Itinerary: Western Caribbean
This was my first Holland America cruise.
After 14 cruises I finally found one that was very
affordable and it was on a ship in their fleet that has
special meaning to me. I was on a flight to Florida and back with people
taking her maiden voyage, many moons ago, who raved about the ship. I
hadn’t booked with HAL before because the prices were higher, the
deposits larger and the final payment due earlier than
the other cruise lines in the same category. Since
then cruise ships have changed quite a bit and perhaps
because of Maasdam’s age it is not considered one of HAL’s top ships and the
rates have dropped even below Royal Caribbean
and Norwegian Cruise Line. So the question is, can
Maasdam compete with the newer generation of cruise
ships? I found many features that make the ship appealing and the smaller
size of the ship (but by no means tiny) makes it easier to get around.
For example, the forward elevators were a stone’s
throw for my cabin, so I could be at the pool in under
a minute. Maasdam cannot compete with the variety of
entertainment, activities and features of these newer ships and
unfortunately the ship did not always live up to Holland Americas
reputation when it comes to service. But in terms of
enjoyment this happened to be one of my best cruises.
I arrived in Florida a day ahead to visit family. I arrived at Port
Everglades at around 1 pm. We had to stop at a security check point on
the way into the port, which caused a slight delay. At
the cruise ship terminal there was a short line
outside. This was a result of the security/x-ray
station being the first stop before boarding. Next stop was for your
boarding number. Then you checked in and got your cabin key card and your
id card. It would become necessary to have 3 cards with you at all times
since you needed another magnetic strip card to operate the cabin safe.
You do not establish your on-board account when you
check in, requiring another line at the purser’s desk
once you are on the ship. I was told by the check-in
that they had just started boarding passengers and I would have
about a 45 minute wait until I boarded. I actually boarded around 2:40
pm. I still don’t understand how Princess can board a
huge ship in less time than it takes for
Holland-America to board passengers on a ship ½ the size
of the Grand Princess. One reason may be that as you enter the ship a
staff member escorts you to the cabin. On Princess,
staff members are strategically located throughout the
ship to point you in the right direction. I prefer the
Princess way because it frees up enough staff to
permit a dining room lunch on embarkation day instead of just a buffet. The
last thing I want to do after all those lines at the airport and ship
terminal is have to line up again for my lunch.
I was escorted to my cabin #323 which is located on the Lower Promenade
Deck, as I mentioned, near the forward elevators. I liked the location
since I had the next best thing to a private verandah, a public verandah.
All I had to do was step out of my cabin and make a couple of left or
right turns and I was in a deck chair. Very
convenient. The cabin looked as though it had new
carpeting. It was spacious and included a tub in the
bathroom. The only major problem I found is the towels. Whereas the towels
at the pool and the hand towels in the public toilets were
swan’s-down-soft, the suite of towels in the bathroom
were like sandpaper. My beds were not together and I
could not find my cabin steward. So, I called the front desk
and asked them how to contact him. They said they would contact him and
it he took care of this very quickly. My steward
turned out to be a terrific worker and he was very
accommodating (I already wrote HAL in Seattle to let
them know in the head office). After checking my dining room assignment,
which was in an envelope on the bureau and also a notice advising my
pre-booked shore excursion had been cancelled, I proceeded to the Lido
Café for lunch. The selection didn’t look too exciting
and the lines were long (there are 2 lines, one on
each side of the ship), I checked out the separate
salad bar, which would prove to be a convenient, nutritious and
excellent alternative. This wasn’t a boring salad but, but offered a lot
of choices to make your own salad. In addition, there
was a soup tureen and 1 entrée (some of which were the
best offerings on the cruise, most notably grilled
lemon chicken and salmon with green curry sauce). I would have to
give the Lido Buffet pretty high marks, for the most part. There were
some inconveniences, but there was a lot of variety.
In addition to the hot and cold typical offerings,
there was also a stir-fry section (chef used way to
much oil). One objection was that instead of an omelet station in the
morning, the omelets were made on the griddle, like in a diner, which
made them too greasy. There was also an ice cream bar
that was more extensive than any I’ve seen on the
other cruise lines I’ve sailed. This was opened in the
afternoon and also at night. I did my best to avoid this, but
temptation got the better of me by the final days of the cruise. I
sampled the coconut sherbet and mango sorbet. Both
were excellent. It seemed that flavors changed each
time the bar re-opened. The Lido Buffet also offered
casual dining in the evening. Since I was at second seating (8:15 pm) there
were times I would visit the casual dining for a salad or something to
bridge the gap til dinner time. The casual dinner, however, is not a
carbon copy of the formal dining room meals. Don’t’
expect prime rib, lobster tails or rack of lamb there.
Lastly, there was some sort of late night buffet which
started at 11:15 pm for about an hour. Each night had a
different theme but it was also good if you wanted some fruit or cheese.
The one selection at the Lido Buffet that blew me away were the chilled
snow crab legs and claws. This was truly something I
haven’t had on a cruise before and I took horrible
advantage of its availability.
I returned to my cabin to find my luggage delivered inside which was a nice
touch. Many times you find your bags outside in the corridor. It does
make for a tidier looking ship.
The mandatory lifeboat and safety drill before sailing was truly a pain in
the neck. Holland America’s procedure is totally inconveniencing compared
to other lines. Everyone is supposed to have his lifejacket on, even
though the instructions on how to properly secure it
come later. Everyone’s attendance is taken. However,
instead of the tender station staff member check off
names as people arrive, they wait until everyone first gets to the
station. A lot of time and standing around could be avoided if the staff
member asked people their names as they arrived and then review the list
for anyone who didn’t already “check in.” How Princess
manages to efficiently run the drill in the comfort of
lounges shows that it’s not necessary to put everyone
through this uncomfortable ordeal in 80°+ heat and 100% humidity.
One confusing issue is that the life jackets had the word FRONT printed
on both sides. In a real emergency this could be a
problem!
Instead of attending the sail away party at the aft swimming pool I opted to
head to the deck above the Crow’s Nest Lounge in the forward section. It
was a lovely departure and we received a nice send-off from the apartment
buildings at the Point of Americas, which is by the channel where Pt.
Everglades meets the sea. This is where the cruise officially begins for
me.
Later that evening I went to my assigned table at the Rotterdam Dining Room,
second seating. The dining room looked, although on closer inspection,
the seats did show their age by the stains on the
upholstery and paint chipped off the wood. What really
surprised me, after reading and hearing so much about
Holland America’s superb service, was the disappointing service by the
waiter and assistant waiter. They did not introduce themselves. Nor did
they make any kind of gesture about making sure everything would be to
our liking. Service was slow and many times I simply
couldn’t find either member of our wait team to
correct something. In addition, I always had to
request water. It was never routinely refilled. Our head waiter was not
really much better in the service department. He made an appearance on
the first night. Two of us told him the salmon entrée
was much too salty. He suggested we order something
else and took care of that. But that would be the last
appearance at the table, other than to tell me that there would be
a $3.50 charge if I requested something not on that evening’s menu. So
forget about impeccable service in the dining room. But I had a very
interesting bunch of table mates so the dinners were still enjoyable. As
a matter of fact, the main reason for my
enjoyment of this cruise was because of the
people I met.
As for after dinner entertainment; there wasn’t much of quality. The shows
in the Rembrandt Lounge were not of the caliber I’m used to on Princess
and Carnival which are my favorite lines when it comes
to entertainment. I walked out on the juggler named
Edge’s show. He’s a pretty good juggler but his banter
with the audience got on my nerves. Too much jabbering. I also
attended the first of the two production shows, but the female lead
singer was so off key it became painful. In addition,
2 drunks in the back of the lounge were talking very
loudly, so I didn’t see the point of remaining. On my
way out, I noticed that someone else went to complain about them.
Another problem is that the seating in the Rembrandt Lounge is the worst.
The floor is not raked, so the heads of the people in front of you are in
the way. To make matters worse, instead of theatre seats, the seating
alternates with low sofas and higher club chairs. So if you are on a sofa
the people in front of you in the club chairs are really blocking your
view. Upstairs is a different story, but not better.
You need to view the show through the glass panels
underneath the railing in the first row. So perhaps
it’s fitting that the worst entertainment is offered up in the worst
show lounge.
The music in the other lounges was a better choice. The best was the
British rock band called JET SET (2 female singers and 3 male musicians)
who appeared nightly in the Crow’s Nest Lounge.
Trouble was they finished before midnight to allow for
a lousy d.j. to take over. This was especially true on
Halloween night when the place was jumping with a costume party.
The minute JET SET finished up and the d.j. started, half the place
emptied. I did enjoy the steel drum band at the pool.
I did visit the casino on several occasions where I tried out the video
poker machines. I did okay following the basic strategy system. The
machines are not full payout and it got too boring after a while to play
for a long time. The slot machines were tight but of
course some people did win. Speaking of winning, I was
told that the winner of the free cruise at Bingo was
on the ship as a free cruise from a Bingo jackpot on a prior
cruise. Talk about being luck! I only played the final game when the
jackpot goes. This was because the friends I made wanted to play it too.
Oh well, they only got me for $20. Good thing I’m not addicted to Bingo.
It gets costlier than the slots.
On board activities weren’t the best either, but the gym was very good and I
used it on several occasions to warm up my bones before doing the mile
walk on the promenade deck. There was even a
refrigerator with cold towels. The swimming pools (2 -
one mid-ship on Lido Deck; one aft on Navigator deck)
had fresh water which I prefer. So I found myself, for the first time on
any cruise, using the pools quite often. There are 2 Jacuzzi’s by the
Lido pools and they were terrific. Fortunately, I
didn’t see anyone eating or drinking in them, which is
a disgusting activity I’ve seen on other ships. I
never had a problem finding a lounge chair. Between the 2 pools there
seemed to be enough to accommodate the passengers. However, there was
very little shaded area near the pools with lounges.
Most of the shaded area was taken up by tables and
chairs. I really think they could make do with a few
less tables and to make room for some lounges.
Since the itinerary (Cozumel, Grand Cayman Island, Ocho Rios & Half Moon
Cay) included places I’ve been to before, I spent more time on the ship
than in port. Didn’t get off the ship in Cozumel. The
dock we used would mean a very long walk in broiling
sunlight, so I decided to stay on board. Had a great
time by the Lido Pool, which was practically empty until around 1 pm.
In Grand Cayman Island I took a tender at around 11 am (got my tender
ticket at the Rembrandt Lounge and it was for the next
group, so this wasn’t band). Georgetown, Grand Cayman
was very, very crowded due to the number of megaships
in port. I went snorkeling right in town at a few spots and saw
lots of fish. Best part was it was completely free. Didn’t need a taxi
and you could walk right into the water down some
steps by some dive shops. There were even fresh water
showers. Some of the larger ships had long lines to
board the tenders back, but Maasdam had no waiting at all. In Ocho
Rios I just got off the ship to buy coffee and returned in an hour.
Second day at sea was spent by the aft pool. Half Moon
Cay was a delight and again, I went snorkeling for
free. I landed up spending about 4 hours in the water.
This beach is beautiful. The sand is soft and the place never
felt too crowded. I took a tender at 8:30 a.m. and didn’t even need a
number. Unfortunately, a storm blew in around 1:30 pm, so whoever came
late got drenched. I was ready to return to the ship
by then (left the sun block in my cabin after applying
it in the a.m.), so fortunately I got back at the
right time. Someone mentioned to me that it’s no accident that Half Moon
Cay was saved for the last stop, since it makes such a spectacular last
impression. The only improvement could be the barbecue (I know, again
with the food). I’ve come to the conclusion that the
cruise lines (not just HAL) save a bundle by doing
this barbecue and shutting down the formal dining room
on the ship that day. Burgers, hot dogs and barbecue chicken really
don’t take a big bite out of their budget (no crab claws here!). But the
fresh fruit was appreciated. I am looking forward to re-visiting Half
Moon Cay when I sail on the Zuiderdam in February. In
addition to the beach, there are other parts of the
island to explore as there are nature trails, some
shops and they even run a shuttle from the plaza closest to the tender
pier and the barbecue pavilion. I also understand that a walk along the
beach to the further end from the tender pier affords some beautiful
views of the beach.
One area where HAL’s reputation was apparent is the display of fresh flowers
throughout the ship. The arrangements are masterpieces and it really
pained me to see them get dumped on the last night, to
make way for fresh ones for the next sailing.
Disembarkation was a very easy procedure. The do have you up rather early
but in the long run, it paid off because I was off the ship by 8:45 a.m.
You are assigned a disembarkation number. But the numbers were called
very quickly. I had purchased a transfer to the Ft.
Lauderdale airport for $12. Try to avoid doing this as
a cab ride is only $10. and the cab will let you off
by your airline check-in. The bus furnished by HAL lets you off between
the terminal buildings and you need to either carry your bags a ways or
else pay a redcap to do this for you. HAL should make
the transfer as economical, if not less money than the
taxi ride. The fact that you also had to carry your
bags to your check-in made it even more of an insult.
I’ve leaned my lesson and will cab it in the future.
So what you have here is a pretty good time on a pretty good ship. HAL
never includes the number 10 on its passenger rating sheets because it
feels there’s always room for improvement. Apparently
there is room for improvement on Maasdam, but you can
still have an enjoyable cruise.