NCL
Norwegian Dream Cruise Review
Western Caribbean
Peter Flynn
Age: 54
Occupation: Trainer
Number of Cruises: 7
Sailing Date: December 24th, 2005
This was our third "rerun" of this cruise. The two previous trips were on the
"Sky", which is now in the far east. We booked this trip purely on the basis of
price and convenience since we were traveling with our two daughters (16 and
19). The whole idea was to be together for a holiday. We did not choose this
ship on the basis of quality; claimed or actual.
In all, I'd say this is probably my last cruise with NCL and this is pretty much
related to the "freestyle" approach they market. I'd have to observe that the
"poster kids" for this approach would have been a quite elderly couple using a
sun deck refuse container for a lunch table after having given up finding
anywhere to sit down. This ship does not have adequate outdoor seating to
accommodate all those who wish to eat on deck. Additionally, they make waffles
and omelets at temporary breakfast stations that consume deck space. It does not
seem that the architecture recognized the need for this open space. The previous
ship. "Sea" had lots of space for tables and chairs. Additionally, the cafe at
the rear on the previous ship was much larger and had two identical hot food
serving areas. "Dream" has a jury-rigged layout that replicates the previous
single line in the corner of the space. This results in lots of congestion. The
food also isn't very good. I'm pretty undemanding about what I eat, but aside
from the croissants, I had given up on the breakfast. You could probably do
better at McDonald's for the same items. We had breakfast about three times in
the dining room and the food was better, having been made to order. I really
gave up after coming into the Sports Bar 30 minutes before serving and witnessed
heaps of food that would sit for 30 minutes on the steam table before being
available for lunch. You don't need to be a professional cook to recognize what
happens to food under those circumstances. The hot grilled food that was served
on deck was better.
We ate all dinners in the dining rooms and found nothing really special about
what we were served. Again, the "Freestyle" dining is not a plus. On Thursday I
finally realized that the whole dining room experience was like a NASCAR pit
stop. Be seated and zoom-zoom, stuff started flying. The "senior" wait staff is
very polished, but the lower tier, who frequently serve the items, clear soiled
dishes, and refill glassed are not very careful. At Christmas dinner they
literally threw the plates in front of us, and followed this with liberal
slopping of water and iced tea over our meals and the table. There was a lack of
feeling that there was anything special about the experience. The food was
unremarkable, and in the case of a few dessert items, clearly botched. The items
obviously were not being sampled in the production process.
We did not go to the shows.
We very much enjoyed the airboat excursion in Belize, and Tabayana on Roaton.
Our day at Playa Mia was not as good. The water was nice, but that was the end
of it. The open bar access is offset by really horrible mixed drinks. The
Mexican beer was pleasant, but I'm not a heavy drinker, so no money was lost on
me. The available food was very nasty, and overpriced. The rest of the family
took one look at the Chimichanga I had bought and said almost in unison "you're
going to eat that?"
So although we had fun on this trip, it was because we set out to do so. NCL and
their "Dream" weren't more that "three hots and a cot" as far as we are
concerned.