K.P. Age: 27
Occupation: Unknown
Number of cruises: 3
Sail date: December 16th, 2006
We cruised with Norwegian as a family—eight adults ranging in age from 20s to
50s. I mention that because traveling as a large group (yes, Norwegian considers
8 to be a large group) made the trip both more fun and more frustrating.
THE STAFF
We found to be the staff aboard the ship to be friendly, kind, and refreshingly
outspoken. On many cruise ships, the staff can be a little subservient, which
can make me feel a little uncomfortable—I liked that the staff gave great
service, and had a lot of personality, too.
THE CABINS
As a large group, we had booked only two rooms—six of us stayed in a family
penthouse suite, and the other two stayed in a regular balcony cabin. The
penthouse suite came with all kinds of perks—some of which were great, and some
of which caused more trouble than they were worth.
BE FOREWARNED, however—NCL is blatantly dishonest about how it describes the space
in the suites. On the website, our room was described as follows: “Living room,
private balcony, two separate bedrooms one with a king-size bed and
walk-in-closet and one with two lower beds, two TVs, two bathrooms one with bath
and shower.” This was very important to our decision to upgrade, because there
were three couples staying in that room. With two separate bedrooms and a living
room, there should have been enough space for everyone to have some privacy.
Instead, the cabin contained ONE separate bedroom (with lower beds) and ONE
living room with a king bed in it. The king bed could be “separated” from the
living room by a curtain. As far as we could tell, the advertised “two separate
bedrooms” was an out-and-out lie. This discovery was the first of several times
NCL delivered far less than they promised.
Instead of lying about the number of bedrooms to sell the “deluxe family
penthouse,” NCL should have instead told customers about the fabulous view that
people in the room receive. We had a balcony off the bow of the boat, so our
view was the same as the captain’s. It was wonderful to roll out of bed, make
coffee from the espresso maker in the room, and be welcomed by the sunrise as we
came into port each morning.
The view is worth the cost of upgrade, even if the space is not. On two separate
nights, the ship sails by some incredible sights—in Hilo, it sails by an
erupting volcano. From our balcony, we had a great view of the lava. The last
night, in Kauai, it sailed by the back-side of the island, which looks like
something out of Jurassic Park. In fact, it might have actually been the set for
that movie—though I got conflicting information on that. That night, we ordered
room service appetizers and drinks, and lounged on our balcony enjoying the
view. Really a very nice experience.
The butler and concierge
Another “perk” of upgrade is your own personal butler and concierge. Both are
overrated. We felt as though we had to tip them quite a bit—so they actually
cost even more money-- but both ended up being more trouble than they were
helpful. Our butler was EXTREMELY nice, and really tried to be helpful. The
problem was, she really didn’t do anything that room service couldn’t do. And in
fact, I might have preferred to go through room service because then, there
isn’t a “middle man” that causes things to take longer and orders to get
mis-communicated. So, for example, instead of just calling room service, ordering
what I want, and waiting for it, I was required to call our “butler,” and wait
for HER to call room service. Then, if they are out of something, she has to
call me back, ask what I would rather get (assuming I’m not in the shower or
something), and then call room service back to communicate it. In all that
confusion, they (of course) get orders wrong. Not the end of the world, but one
of many inefficiencies that could have been avoided by just letting me call room
service myself in the first place.
The concierge was even worse—he is responsible for all dinner reservations.
Apparently, as penthouse suite residents, we were entitled to “VIP” status,
which meant that we could often get reservations when others couldn’t. So, we
told the concierge when we wanted reservations, and he would set about trying to
get them. The problem was the same as the butler, though. If he COULDN’T get
them (which happened more often than not), we’d have to wait for him to call
back (hopefully we were in the room, but if not, wait until we got his message),
call him back with another preference (and likely leave a message for him), and
then wait to see if we could get our second choice. If not, the whole process
started all over. Plus, there was the risk of miscommunication once you add a
concierge/middle-man. At least once, we were told the wrong time of a
reservation and missed it. I would have preferred to get face-to-face with the
person looking at the reservations computer, and just worked it all out in one
fell swoop. A more efficient and more effective (obvious) management choice
would have been to issue us a “VIP” card instead of a concierge if they really
wanted to give us a reservations advantage.
RESTAURANTS AND DINING
Drinking: NCL is extremely strict about bringing liquor on board, but drink
prices on board were VERY reasonable—sometimes cheaper than at home. For
example, a generous pour of Johnny Walker Blue Label (often as much as $40 per
shot at home) was $12.50 at John Adams Coffee Bar. Beer was $4-$5 per bottle,
and specialty drinks were $6 to $7—even the really elaborate-looking ones.
Service at bars was friendly and prompt. You can get a soft drink sticker for
$35, which entitles you to unlimited soft drinks. But there are some
restrictions. For example, only one drink at a time per sticker—a reasonable
rule meant to keep one guy with a drink sticker from taking advantage of the
program and ordering for his whole party. Also, it is supposed to only allow you
to get fountain drinks, but occasionally bartenders will bend the rules and give
out cans (which are convenient for drinking later in the room).
Reservations and logistics: NCL advertises that they are “fun for the whole
family.” Trouble is, they really can’t accommodate “whole families.” We spent
literally hours of the cruise trying to get reservations for 8, even in the main
dining hall. The first night, they split us up into 2 tables of four. Freestyle
dining would probably be great if it was a twosome, but as a group of 8, it
proved to be more restrictive than regular seated cruising. With “regular”
cruise dining schedules, where you have either the first or second dinner
seating, you are guaranteed a table together each night, and guaranteed a
dinnertime that didn’t conflict with shows. With “freestyle,” we HAD to eat
whenever they could find space for us (really leaving us without the choice to
do “what you want when you want” that NCL advertises), and that often meant that
we missed the shows and other activities that we wanted to do.
Perhaps the most irritating thing about dining, however, was the EMPTINESS of
the restaurants despite the difficulty in getting reservations. For example,
there was a Japanese “Benihana-style” steakhouse on board with three seatings
per night. We asked if we could get a party of two into any one of the seatings
(on a night our group decided to try our luck as twosomes). We were told that
they were completely full, with no space left and no chance of getting in on the
waiting list. So, we went to the restaurant next door. When we were done,
however, we peeked into the Japanese Steakhouse to see if we could catch part of
the show from the third seating—and found that it was almost completely empty.
The same thing was true of the other restaurants. On a night when we were told
that we could only have a very early reservation (like 5:00 when we asked for
8:00), our dinner took about 2 hours to serve, and throughout that two hours,
the restaurant remained more than half empty. We were left wondering why on
earth we couldn’t have a 6:00 or even 7:00 reservation.
Food Quality: The food quality ranged from okay to outstanding. To get
outstanding food, however, you have to pay for it. You don’t pay much-- $10 at
Jefferson’s Bistro will get you a decadent French menu with perfectly-prepared
entrees made with fresh, high-quality ingredients (in particular, the “chef’s
tasting menu for two” with the lamb is worth the extra $10 (on top of the $10
cover)). Well worth it. At the “free” dining spots, however, the menu is
interesting and even sounds high quality (cream of macadamia soup, NY strip
available every night, fish of all kinds, lobster/prime rib one night, and all
manner of mousses and baked goods for desert), but the food quality disappoints.
The prime rib was WAY overdone (though the lobster was pretty good), the strip
steak was extremely tough, the fish was dry, and seriously, don’t try the
macadamia soup. I really enjoy adventurous eating, but that soup just tasted
bad. Do try the braised short ribs (very good), the ceviche, and the macadamia
creme-brulee.
Turns out the room service has the best menu of all—hummus was great, and the
pizzas on board are superb (they are available at the Little Italy restaurant as
well—which is also good, and free—if you can get reservations.)
Restaurant Hours: The restaurant hours were probably the single most absurd
thing on the ship (and the second example of blatantly false advertising by
NCL). Despite advertising that freestyle dining allows you to eat when and where
you want, even if you were a two-person party that didn’t need reservations,
MOST of the restaurants are closed for MOST of the day. I arrived at the main
dining room at 9:05 for breakfast on the first day, only to be told that it
closes at 9 AM. And doesn’t re-open until dinner. So, according to NCL, you can
eat breakfast “where you want, when you want” as long as you eat between 7-9 AM,
or otherwise in the one other place that’s open for breakfast.
For lunch, the buffet and diner-style restaurant is open. So, if you’re on the
boat (which you shouldn’t be—the ports are really nice), you get junk food for
lunch. There’s a “bar and grill” by the pool that I tried to grab lunch at one
day, but it doesn’t open until 1:30. Seriously? Why 1:30? Why not at noon for
lunch? Or stay closed until dinner? Why open at such a weird time? It was yet
another illogical management decision by NCL.
ISLANDS AND EXCURSIONS
Excursions: This trip we did a lot more excursions than we had in past cruises,
but it was a great way to see the islands, and lots of fun with a group. We did
downhill biking in Maui (bring warm clothes—it’s COLD at the top of that
volcano!), the Zipline adventure in Kauai (really a great time—and the guides
make you feel very safe and secure), Kyaking and Snorkeling in Kona (well-run
and beautiful views), the Kona coffee tour (informative and friendly guides),
and the Mudbug off-roading in Kauai (also fun and well-run).