Princess Cruises
Grand Princess Cruise Review
Western Caribbean
Gerald
Wehrly
Age: 42
Occupation: Teacher
Number of Cruises: 3
Sailing Date: March 11th, 2006
Embarkation on the ship was great. It helped that we
got there early. We left San Antonio at 3 am. and arrived, after breakfast, at
about 10. The arrangements and boarding were great.
Our first obstacle came when we had a message asking us to leave our bags in our
cabin and proceed to a lounge for at least four hours. We went to Horizon court
and had a "decent" meal. I parted company with my fellow travellers and found a
bar. After a few drinks, I noticed we were leaving the harbor. I went down to
the cabin and found a note telling me they still weren't ready. When I barged my
way in anyway, I found a refrigerator repairman and no A/C. Signs of things to
come.
The ship was gorgeous, but everytime I got near the elevators, I smelled what
could only be described as a septic system.
Our steward, if you'd call him that was an overworked worry-wort. He walked in
on us sleeping more than a few times. He pretended to know English, but had been
strategically taught to say "yes" to every question we asked. He stayed in the
way mostly and if you dropped anything on the floor or the bed it mysteriously
diappeared.
The seas were rough and we rocked and rolled for the first few days. Luckily, my
family is not prone to sea-sickness. We were alright, but many people did not
show up for dinner.
We went to the movies under the stars on the Lido Deck and watched "walk the
line." It would have been a good movie if we could hear it. Fourty knot winds
tend to make sound carry away. I also recommend you bring a regular chair. Those
chaise longes become quite uncomfortable after about an hour. I also recommend a
blanket or jacket as well.
My suggestions:
Dry dock the Grand and completely refit it.
Replace most of the A/C units.
Don't varnish the ship while tourist are on it.
Teach the crew English.
Learn what bad seating is.
Stay out of the western Caribbean until proper docks can be rebuilt.
Vent the septic tanks above the 15th deck.
Oh yeah, when I book a cruise that is going to Grand Caymen, I expect to go
there!
All in all we were able to salvage the trip, but Princess did not help. If you
want to travel for all-inclusive-resort-rates on a floating Motel 6, then by all
means, take a cruise. Me...next time I'll fly to the islands for half the price
and stay where I'm appreciated.
P.S. We all came down with "some kind of virus" by the time we got home. Just
what you want to pay 2 grand a person for.