Royal Caribbean International
Explorer of the Seas Cruise Review
Western Caribbean
Jellyfish
Age: 31
Occupation: Sales
Number of Cruises: 4
Sailing Date: April 23rd, 2006
Before I begin this review, I feel it best that I
explain some background. My wife and I fell in love with cruising 4 years ago,
and we have just completed our 4th cruise, on our 4th cruise line. We decided
we’d like to try all of the mainstream cruise lines in hopes of finding one that
suited our taste to settle down with as a frequent cruiser. So far we’ve cruised
with Celebrity, Princess, Norwegian, and Royal Caribbean. We would still like to
try HAL and Costa/MSC. Crystal and Radisson are unfortunately out of our budget
range, not to say we wouldn’t like to try them too! Based on reviews and word of
mouth, we have no desire to try Carnival, and we have no children, so we have no
real need to try Disney, though we’ve heard nothing but positive about them. The
following review is based on a comparison of 4 different cruise lines. Please do
not be offended if you are a fan of Royal Caribbean, I’m a tough critic, and
opinions are like, well… what you’ll think I am by the end of this review.
Cruise Line: Royal Caribbean
Ship: Explorer of the Seas
Itinerary: Western Caribbean
Sail Dates: 4-23-06 thru 4-30-06
Cabin: 6225, Interior Stateroom
Airport: We arrived in Miami shortly after noon, and easily found RCCL
representatives displaying their signs around the luggage carousels. Once all of
our luggage was pulled together, we began to drag it toward the exit to the bus
when a RCCL representative stopped a man with a large luggage cart and told us
to give our luggage to him, and queued me to “take care of him”, which I assume
was my hint to tip him, which I did. Having only our carry-on luggage now, we
were quickly directed to our bus transfer (included in our cruise-air package),
which was a filthy Greyhound bus. Not that I’m above taking a Greyhound, but
this one was nasty, and to think it cost me more for this bus than it would have
for cab fare…not cool.
Cruise Terminal: Once off the bus, we tipped the driver and we were off
through security and into the terminal. Like most cruises, we had to show our
I.D. to several different people along our journey, a security measure for which
I am grateful. We were directed to the appropriate line to stand in based on our
deck number (deck 6). The line took roughly half an hour, and we were up the
ramp to the ship.
Cabin: No formal welcoming committee, just a couple attendants directing
lost people to their cabins. We quickly found our cabins, and our Cabin Steward
promptly greeted us, I’m guessing she was from Jamaica by her accent. After a
quick inspection of our room, I found that the closet door was broken, and I
informed our Cabin Stewrard. She assured me that she’d inform maintenance
immediately. The door remained broken for the endurance of our cruise. Our last
piece of luggage arrived by 8pm, allowing us plenty of time to get changed
before our Second Seating Dinner, which is 9pm on the first night, and 8:30
every night thereafter.
The shower floor is about 30” x 30”, the only
smaller shower we’ve had was on Princess Cruise Line. Ladies, you’ll have to
stand in the shower and prop your leg up on the sink to shave your legs. Careful
not to slip! We had to put the bath mat down before getting in the shower
because the rounded shower doors don’t make a good seal when closed, and water
leaks onto the floor. The only bathroom amenities were lower quality bar soap,
and a dispenser labeled “conditioning shampoo” in the shower. Do bring your own
shampoo and conditioner, as this stuff is junk and will dry your hair out. Take
note, the hair dryer is in the top drawer of the vanity in the stateroom, not in
the bathroom, and is permanently attached by its cord. A little challenging to
use, but you get used to it.
The bed was two singles pulled together to make a
queen, as is common with most inside cabins, forming a stiff “ridge” in the
middle that makes sleeping close to your spouse a “no go” (honeymooner’s take
note). The mattress was about 4 inches thick, and about medium hardness. The
sheets were some of the softest we’ve ever had, and the comforter was thin, but
felt as if were made of lead, very heavy & warm material. The thermostat was
easy to set, but took several days of tweaking to get set just the way we wanted
it. We did notice that the walls on our cabin were less insulated than those of
the other cruise ships we’d been on. We could hear the music from the dance
club, as well as our neighbors and our very vocal cabin steward who would start
yelling (loudly conversing) at other cabin stewards at 7am every morning.
Dining: We headed to the main dining rooms, and discovered that there are
three of them, on levels 3,4, and 5. There is no information to tell you which
one is yours. After waiting in line with about 200 other people, on level 4, we
were directed to level 3 and had to push through a flood of people entering to
get back to the stairwell to go down one level. Hint: your table number is on
your room card. We were table 388, the number 3 represents level 3, and we were
table 88. They could have put that information on a sign outside the dining
rooms for the first couple of nights and saved a lot of tired, irritable, and
hungry people some trouble. (Not just us.)
Once we were seated, we introduced ourselves to our
tablemates, and our waiter came around promptly to introduce himself and his
assistant waiter. The service was excellent throughout our voyage, and they were
quick to remember our preferences. The Head Waiter came around once a night to
chat for 3 minutes and ensure his tip at the end of the cruise. This is
customary with all cruise lines, and I feel that the Head Waiter should be
salaried, as you’re unable to directly see what his job is, making it difficult
to rationalize tipping him. We tipped him anyway (as is customary), but this is
just one of those things I wish cruise lines would change.
The food in the main dining room ranked #2 of the 4
cruises we’ve been on. The only exception was the veal on the Veal Parmesan,
which was so tough it was almost inedible, but most everything else was
wonderful. The butter-herb steak, available every night on the menu was
exceptional! The menu selection left something to be desired. Being on other
cruise ships where you have 5 different appetizers, 4 different salads, 4
different soups, 5 different entrees, and 5 different desserts, RCCL is lacking
on selection. They also seemed to blend the appetizers, soups and salad (notice
I didn’t say salads) into one category on the menu. It almost seems that
throughout our whole cruise that RCCL is trying to not only control food
options, but quantities as well. Overall, our main dining room experience was a
good one, and our Waiter and Assistant Waiter were professional and personable.
Buffet: The only buffet, The Windjammer Café, which is the main option
for breakfast & lunch, left much to be desired. There were over 3,200 passengers
on this ship, and it seems that RCCL does their best to keep everyone herded
into one area, rather than keeping you spread out so you don’t step on each
other like the other cruise lines. At certain times during lunch hours, they’d
have areas blocked off and only one food line going, offering only hot dogs,
hamburgers, salad, and a couple other little things. If you’ve only sailed RCCL
you may think this is normal and acceptable, but ALL other cruise lines we’ve
been on have had a huge selection on the lunch buffet. Norwegian for example had
at least 20 entrees representing a dozen different ethnicities at any given
time, and has “no charge” mini-restaurants (similar to but surpassing the Café
Promenade) all over their ship, catering to half the number of passengers of
this ship. Once again, it seems that RCCL is watching their budget closely in
the food section. The quality and selection of RCCL’s buffet food, in comparison
with the 3 other cruise lines we’ve been on, ranks the lowest. One other thing,
good luck making one trip before sitting down to eat. Want salt and pepper? Go
find it. How about catsup? Better ask someone; it’s in individually wrapped
packages somewhere (in an unmarked container) totally different from the rest of
the condiments. The buffet did not “flow” properly and is not very linear in
comparison with other cruise lines.
Entertainment: Over the period of 7 days, we caught 2 different
comedians, a dance show, and 2 different performances by “Majestic” (a couple of
awesome acrobats/contortionist), all lounges/nightclubs, and several outdoor
activities. Overall, I would rank their entertainment #2, only barely being
outranked by Norwegian due to their dancers & stage performances. We didn’t get
to see NCCL’s ice show, but heard they were spectacular. The Cruise Director was
excellent, but was not at the forefront of all major activities like other
cruise lines. When he was visible, he was stupendous. The only major downfall
(and many other cruises aboard agreed with this) is that most onboard activities
lasted no more than an hour. As soon as you started to unwind and have fun “nnnnnnnnnt!”
time’s up!
Activities: Yes, this mammoth ship does have a rock climbing wall, and a
golf course, and an ice rink, etc., but everything has very limited hours and
occupancy, and 3,200 passengers trying to do the same things at once. Once
again, crowd control. “Got to herd the cattle where we want them.” After 10pm,
it’s pretty much the bars, clubs, or casino. RCCL has decided that free
entertainment time is over; it’s time to buy their booze. I realize that most of
the ship’s revenue comes from booze, but they don’t even try to create the
illusion that you have an option. You can go drink, or you can go to bed.
Shopping is over at 11pm. The average age of a cruiser on this ship is probably
45, RCCL is shooting themselves in the foot here, and a lot of young and old
non-partiers shop at night when the crowds are low. Princess Cruise Lines had
midnight sales on jewelry, and people stayed up late just to buy the stuff!
Pools, Jacuzzis and Chairs: Two pools, 4 (I think) Jacuzzis, and plenty
of chairs. Though I have been spoiled with being able to use a nice fluffy
chair-towel for 30 minutes and then throw it in a bin and get another clean one
an hour lately if I desire, I will say, RCCL has got something good going with
their towel/chair policy. Because you are responsible for your towel for the
endurance of the cruise, you don’t see a lot of “chair hogging”, which means you
can frequently get a good seat in any area you like. Other cruise ships I’ve
been on, people get out of bed at 6am just to throw a towel and book on a chair
and go back to bed, and then claim that as “their chair” for the rest of the
day. You’d see 200 chairs, covered in “stuff” around the pool, with no one using
them. So yes, due to the un-thoughtful people out there, this is a more
effective way of doing business. The Jacuzzis never seemed to be packed full,
and the pools were easily assessable most of the time too. The adult pool was
too cold for my taste, but if you can’t tell by now, I’m picky.
Shopping: RCCL doesn’t seem to put a lot of focus in this area. It almost
seems that they have an “…oh, and we have shopping on the ship too...” attitude.
No exceptional merchandise, clearance sales, or any real encouragement/incentive
to go shopping onboard. I didn’t see any place to buy clothing or formal attire
(though you can rent it). Most cruise ships have a good selection of everything
from formal dresses to neckties to swimwear. One noteworthy thing here is their
alcohol prices, they were about 40% lower than in the States if you took
advantage of their “buy two bottles for $xx.xx” prices.
Conclusion: If this is your first cruise, forget everything I’ve said,
and go have fun. Just remember, it only gets better with the other cruise lines
(except Carnival). Most people that frequent Carnival think that Royal Caribbean
is luxury. For the refined cruiser that has high expectations and wants to be
pampered and feel special, stick with Celebrity, HAL, or NCL.