Royal Caribbean International
Mariner of the Seas Cruise Review
Western Caribbean
Kurt Gronua
Age: 54
Occupation: Lawyer
Number of Cruises: 5
Sailing Date: July 23rd, 2006
The Mariner of the Seas is a
three-year-old ship that is in the 138,000 ton class. To get there, we suffered
through a 14 passenger van ride on the Beeline from Orlando to Cape Canaveral,
during which I was stuffed in the very back, with poor functioning
air-conditioning. The driver made us wait for the pickup of other passengers,
wanting to argue finer points of transportation in each of two stops, thereby
delaying our departure for at least a half an hour. Needless to say, we were
very annoyed. My son-in-law even jumped out and tried the hurry up offense, all
to no avail. Beware of vans that are towing U-haul trailers, as they will pack
everyone in like sardines.
We also came to the ship at a peak time, 1 p.m., and encountered very long lines
leading to the air – conditioned terminal. Waiting outside was probably twenty
minutes and then another twenty minutes inside the Cruise terminal. No one
offered us any refreshments whatsoever until we were actually in the partition
lines in front of the counters and only then it was self-service. Filling out
the set sail pass found on the internet does save time once you check in.
We had cruised the Mariner of the Sea's sister ship, Voyager of the Seas in the
past and thus were prepared for the amenities offered on this class of ship.
Nonetheless, your first walk-through of the ship is nothing less than
stupefying. It appears as though no expense was spared in the use of tiles,
marble, blond woods, glass and all kinds of fixtures and lighting to create a
truly modern, luxurious ship. We headed for the Windjammer, the cafeteria style
restaurant that offers food pretty much all of the time. The food was uniformly
good, but nothing to brag about. You can always get desserts, all manner of
salads, hamburgers and main entrées.
Our cabin was a superior State room with a balcony. The room was quiet and
comfortable, despite the inevitable small bathroom, but the shower stall was
quite adequate due to its circular design. The closet space was very generous.
The king bed was more than adequate, as was the couch. The room service was
nothing short of excellent. Our room steward took very, very good care of us
with service twice a day that was meticulous. I would recommend a balcony as
allowing a couple (or more) a little more privacy and the enjoyment of sitting
outside, particularly when the ship is cruising during the day.
The first night was casual, a blessing for many who experienced delays in
delivery of their luggage. However, when you consider that the ship has well
over 3000 passengers, it is impressive than that of they are able to get 90% of
the luggage up into the rooms within four hours. Royal Caribbean and most cruise
companies make their money in selling alcohol, excursions and whatever other
services that they can provide such as photographs, Internet access and
specialty coffee and ice cream. Almost everyone spends more than they think they
will as your room key is also your credit card for the ship and thus you never
leave home without it.
It took me a few days to unwind, and I suspect there were a few others like me.
I experienced profound relaxation, for which I am grateful. On the days we were
at sea, as reported elsewhere in these pages, it is very hard to find a deck
chair suitable to your liking. One can always find places to sit outside, but
those chaise lounges by the pool are in high demand. I preferred the Solarium as
an oasis away from activities of the main deck that were, of course, geared to
the large amount of teenagers and young people on the ship and thus were very
noisy. Nonetheless, the Jacuzzis always had room and except for not finding the
chair that I wanted on the deck, I had no real complaints. The separate “gym”
area is well-appointed with machines, has an extraordinary Jacuzzi and a great
view with sauna and comfortable changing/bathroom area.
I had a long conversation with a gentleman and his wife who have had the good
fortune to be able to cruise on many, many cruise ships, including those much
more luxurious and expensive. He liked this particular ship, because of the
variety of activities, which included a large theater that offered very good
entertainment at night, ice-skating, a rock 'n roll lounge act, piano bars and a
Latin band. In addition, there were art auctions, bingo, water sport lessons,
high stakes poker at night in the cigar bar, and of course the Casino. What I
particularly liked is that I could always find a quiet place by myself in a
public area.
I will refrain from detailed commentary about our ports of call as I did very
little exploration, other than shop with my wife. St. Thomas and St. Maarten are
extremely well-known for their shopping, deservedly so. We were able to obtain
some real deals by haggling as no one but the very naïve pays “retail". If it
appears as though the business is slow, you can drive a hard bargain as my
son-in-law did. We had a very memorable French lunch at L’Oizeau Rare, a
restaurant adjacent to the shopping mall on the French side of St. Maarten, in
Marigot. Be advised you will pay in Euros while in Marigot.
The dining room is a three-story affair that serves well over a thousand meals
during two seatings. We took the later seating and glad we did, as we like to
linger over dessert. Our waiter and assistant waiter worked very, very hard, and
we were not wanting for any service during the course of our meals. Our waiter
made an effort to advise us as to his recommendations and we learned early on to
accept them. My wife enjoys a chocolate dessert each and every night, and
despite that it was not offered each evening, the headwaiter got to know us and
made a special effort to find one on the ship, probably from one of the
specialty restaurants that I shall mention here later on. I tried the prime rib
on two different nights and was disappointed each night but was brought an
alternate entrée very quickly. There were “staples” on the menu that included a
New York strip steak. The cruise had two formal nights and the food appeared to
be a little bit better on those evenings. We had many meals that were good, very
few that were OK and many that were excellent. We can be considered picky and
had no qualms about sending anything back. Our ship had two specialty
restaurants, Chops and Portofino. We had some argument as to which restaurant
was better, but we chose Portofino. It is worth the $20 and $15 that you pay per
person at each restaurant, respectively. Chops is similar to a Morton's type
experience, with entrées brought to your table as a menu and a large variety of
side dishes. The appetizers and entrées at Portofino's were very, very good and
truly Italian. If you want a romantic dinner for two, I would choose Portofino’s.
Our cruise had a minor outbreak of Norwalk virus that was reported on CNN and
other national news outlets. We were able to find out that 75 passengers went
down, but that according to later news reports the number was 100 passengers and
six crew members. When we went to Windjammer's on Wednesday they insisted on
serving our food. We were not advised of this development and were annoyed in
not knowing why they were serving us. We could only guess. However, that night,
we received a letter in the stateroom as did all the passengers from the Captain
minimizing the problem and advising us to utilize the manned hand-sanitizer
stations as often as possible. The stations had been there since the start of
the cruise at the entrance to each restaurant. We all felt that the ship's crew
did a very good job in working hard to contain the virus and to try their best
to see that everybody used the hand sanitizers and to wash their hands. Their
job was not made any easier by the reportedly 1,000 kids on the ship.
Inevitably, our time appeared to go very, very quickly. The preparation for
departure was extremely good. On Saturday night, prior to departure, you are
given colored baggage tags, depending upon your plans for air travel on Sunday.
We were among the first passengers to depart, and got up early for a breakfast
in the dining room, which we appreciated later on in the day. We had no
complaints and only praise for the manner of departure and the speed by which we
were able to claim our bags and meet our van driver, again. The ride back had
less people and was less painful. We were off the ship by 8:30 a.m.
I’m plotting my next Royal Caribbean cruise. I’m looking forward to unplugging
and getting out there.