On my recent cruise, our head waiter came to the table on formal night and asked for our order. I whispered mine to him and his eyes grew large but he nodded his assent. He brought me my Caesar salad (complete with visible anchovies) and two shrimp cocktails. He then brought me not one... not two... but three lobster tails and shrimp entrees. Everyone stared at me like I was Kobayashi on a mission. I finished all of it (not even wasting the potatoes) and still enjoyed the melting cake with my required two scoops of vanilla. I love cruising....
Can you tell that I am watching my figure? It's strange that my wife is pregnant but I seem to be the one eating for two.