I know how we can end this. I will decide which cruise CRUISELOVER94 will take. I am reknowned for my decisiveness and good tastes. In fact, although I am dirty from mowing my vast lawns all day and am wearing a t-shirt and shorts, I am also wearing a Rolex. This proves my good tastes in any situation.
I will now retire to my cruise search engines and pick a cruise for our befuddled friend. I'll report back later...