Well, as luck would have it. Due to sustained 35 knot winds, Carnival has decided that the Holiday would not be stopping in Progresso today. Fearing mutiny, I have barricaded myself in my stateroom. The only weapons that I could find to protect myself are a shrimp skewer, a butter knife, and a stale croissant. I will notify you guys if I need you to summon Steven Seagal to save us.