Heres a good one. When we were in Marrakesh last summer. They actually put a snake around our son's neck and took our picture, as we protested. They demanded money. My husband took out some coins to give to them. There reply was "no, paper money". We kept our coins, laughed and just walked off. They got a lot of nerve. Insisting we pay them, for a service we did not want and objected too.