[Dave]

Nothing quite like the odor of plates smeared with ketchup sitting in the passageway. What is it about ketchup that it tastes good on food but the residue on plates starts smelling after a little while?

How about those who prance around the buffet bare foot, even though the sign says shoes required? Do they ever look at the floor? And then they return to the pool.

I may never eat in a buffet or enter a pool again.