I was rolling on the floor laughing out loud for couple minutes. You guys are kiling me. Let me see if I can match up:
That will also mean that delayed arriving home port means "more bang for you buck", "5% more for free", and "late check-out privilege"?
And the rooms are getting smaller. Why don't they name them Stateroom, Stateroom-Mini, Stateroom-Nano, and Stateroom-Shuffle?