Originally posted by drlivingston:
Kinda reminds me of an incident that recently happened to my wife. She was driving to work, pregnant and wearing a nice dress. It was raining heavily and she ran over a piece of metal in the road and had a flat. She's a trooper so she got out without an umbrella and started the process of changing the tire. A construction worker who was working nearby witnessed her plight and ran across the road. Instead of being a knight in shining hardhat... he approached my wife... and only offered to let her use his cell phone.
How long did it take to pry her hands from his throat?