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Old 07-06-2007, 04:17 PM
cruisin gramma cruisin gramma is offline
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Originally posted by goin' cruisin':
Yeah, well my grandma used to say "if you have a wish in one hand and pile of excrement (I cleaned it up for those of you who might be offended) in the other, which one will get filled first?
My mama always said "Want in one hand and spit in the other." I was 40 before I found out there was another way to say that!! Another one was "Opinions are like elbows everybody's got them."