My No.1 tells me I'm going to Hell-then I found out she booked a cruise to the Western Caribbean!
Grand Cayman is a conflicted port for me. On one hand it is very clean and safe. On the other hand, beyond the water sports it is a terribly boring place to me. The contrived tourist spots are among the worst in the Caribbean, with Hell being at the top of my list, and the solemn stop at the gate to the Royal Governor's house being in the top ten.