Sorry, never, ever, never would you catch me on one of those things. I don't know if you ever heard Bill Engvall's skit on parasailing, but that would definitely be me
I didn't see any parasailing in St. Lucia where I went (Pigeon Island, Pitons, and snorkeling). I don't remember seeing it in St. Kitts, either. Doesn't mean that it's not there because I wasn't looking for it, but sure don't remember seeing it.