INVOLUNTARY DEBARKATION!!!!

[Andrealovescruising]

My Grandmother would have called the police herself and watched them take me away, as she waved adios from the top deck yelling, "Bon Voyage Chuckhead."

A'ndrea

[Dwayne]

My Grandmother had a saying "I will set a shoe shop up your *ss". I don't know what that means but it did not sound too pleasant! She got after my uncle once with a butcher knife. And remember I posted about her stabbing my cousin with a serving fork for reaching for a piece of chicken!

To her "time out" meant "knocked out"

[goin' cruisin']

Yeah, well my grandma used to say "if you have a wish in one hand and pile of excrement (I cleaned it up for those of you who might be offended) in the other, which one will get filled first?

[cruisin gramma]

Originally posted by goin' cruisin':
Yeah, well my grandma used to say "if you have a wish in one hand and pile of excrement (I cleaned it up for those of you who might be offended) in the other, which one will get filled first?

My mama always said "Want in one hand and spit in the other." I was 40 before I found out there was another way to say that!! Another one was "Opinions are like elbows everybody's got them."

[goin' cruisin']

Elbows?

[cruisin gramma]

Yes!!!LOL - I found out she cleaned up a lot of those kinds of statements (she grew up in rural Mississippi.

[Spiritfilled]

I myself would have left him right there and kicked his behind when I got back home.