Pirates refuse to board Carnival

[CruiseDad]

I saw this in the FAKE news at the Borowitzreport. I found it hilarious. It was posted for Nov 22 if you want to read it. Remember Borowitz is a blog comedian, this is not real news just funny

Somali pirates refuse to board Carnival Cruise Ships stating unsafe working conditions”

“I am telling me hearties that if they were thinking of pillaging a Carnival Ship of it’s booty over the Holidays, they should make alternative plans.” “…. And don’t even get me started on the nonfunctioning toilets”

[Wheels87]

Hahahah...that is a good one!

I would still rather spend my time on a cruise ship drinking warm beer than at work dying from dealing with endless bureaucracy.

Brad