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Bruce Barratt 07-15-2007 09:26 AM

Names for new cruise lines?

Dave 07-15-2007 10:21 AM

What else? Acme Cruise Lines. They could use Wile E. Coyote as their logo.

Some background on my fondness for Acme....A few years ago TVA was searching for a new name for our nuclear division. I submitted Acme and was astonished when it was shot down. They settled on Pentagen (we had five units at the time). Of course now that we've started up a sixth unit they suddenly abandoned the concept since it dawned on them that Sextagen would be the next logical sequence. Too racy and suggestive for nuclear power plants. Now we are just "Nuclear". Ho hum.

TrvlPro 07-15-2007 01:38 PM

Starting a new line Bruce?

Yachts of Seabourn and SaeDream Yacht Club are taken... how about The Boats of Bruce? All the amenities without being pretentious about it.

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 04:57 AM

Swedish Cruise Line (as opposed to Norwegian)
Tag line: Scandinavian cruising, without all the crap.

Andrealovescruising 07-16-2007 06:17 AM

A cruise line just for people who burn the ironing boards in the laundry rooms:
Rowenta of the Seas
Tag line: Cruising in a blaze of glory

Andrealovescruising 07-16-2007 07:09 AM

^^apparently, it's an epidemic.

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 07:53 AM

I'll bet they are spending millions replacing ironing board covers. Poor, poor cruise lines.

drlivingston 07-16-2007 09:05 AM

Jagermeister Cruise Line
Tag Line: Come Aboard For a Cruise You'll Never

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 09:18 AM

I like it like that...

drlivingston 07-16-2007 09:22 AM

Fetish Cruise Lines
Quote from satisfied passenger: It was amazing! I only booked an inside room on the Piercing Deck and got upgraded all the way to a balcony room on the Bondage Deck. I just love these new Voyeur Class ships.

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