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Bruce Barratt 07-15-2007 10:26 AM

Names for new cruise lines?

Dave 07-15-2007 11:21 AM

What else? Acme Cruise Lines. They could use Wile E. Coyote as their logo.

Some background on my fondness for Acme....A few years ago TVA was searching for a new name for our nuclear division. I submitted Acme and was astonished when it was shot down. They settled on Pentagen (we had five units at the time). Of course now that we've started up a sixth unit they suddenly abandoned the concept since it dawned on them that ***tagen would be the next logical sequence. Too racy and suggestive for nuclear power plants. Now we are just "Nuclear". Ho hum.

TrvlPro 07-15-2007 02:38 PM

Starting a new line Bruce?

Yachts of Seabourn and SaeDream Yacht Club are taken... how about The Boats of Bruce? All the amenities without being pretentious about it.

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 05:57 AM

Swedish Cruise Line (as opposed to Norwegian)
Tag line: Scandinavian cruising, without all the crap.

Andrealovescruising 07-16-2007 07:17 AM

A cruise line just for people who burn the ironing boards in the laundry rooms:
Rowenta of the Seas
Tag line: Cruising in a blaze of glory

Andrealovescruising 07-16-2007 08:09 AM

^^apparently, it's an epidemic.

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 08:53 AM

I'll bet they are spending millions replacing ironing board covers. Poor, poor cruise lines.

drlivingston 07-16-2007 10:05 AM

Jagermeister Cruise Line
Tag Line: Come Aboard For a Cruise You'll Never

Chef Ken 07-16-2007 10:18 AM

I like it like that...

drlivingston 07-16-2007 10:22 AM

Fetish Cruise Lines
Quote from satisfied passenger: It was amazing! I only booked an inside room on the Piercing Deck and got upgraded all the way to a balcony room on the Bondage Deck. I just love these new Voyeur Class ships.

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