WOW, There is a difference between getting a good buzz and being "wasted". I myself drink and smoke, but know before I get "wasted" when to call it a night. Not to judge anyone who has as their goal to get "wasted" and miss half of their cruise. They paid for it.
I guess when someone starts a topic "I love Alcoholics" and then says they want to get "wasted" half of their cruise, a reaction might be expected.
I did not know anyone still said "wasted", Have not heard that since High School. Have all the fun you want, security will keep you in check in public areas.
Another 1 cent worth is, you are going the wrong time of year for the party Dude!
If you truly love Alcoholics, I will issue a challenge to prove it. In the Capers, the daily list of activities on board, there will be listed "Friends of Bill W. meet". You go to that meeting and express your love to them while sober.
Get back with us on how that goes.
Best wishes for a fun cruise