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Old 01-26-2005, 01:49 PM
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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?"
The second man says, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."
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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?"
The second man says, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."
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Old 01-26-2005, 07:20 PM
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LOL..ROTF...LMAO zthat's a good one!
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David, you have me laughing at my desk. Do you have any more?

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LOL that is so funny, feels good to laugh for a change. what were they thinking LOL LOL
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nice one~
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Old 03-23-2005, 09:19 AM
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Good one....actually I would like to bat a few customers with a bat. Can you believe that there are people out there that think they should be able to get rates like they did immediately after 9/11? It makes me sick...I just said no and if you got one of those very cheap cruise rates to remember that more than 3000 people dies a horrible death for you to get that rate. Shuts them up!
 
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