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Old 09-03-2007, 08:14 PM
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Did you here that Mother Teresa was grousing up in heaven because Princess Di had a bigger halo than she. St Peter had to point out that it was a steering wheel, not a halo over Princess Di's head.

I know, bad taste, but cute just the same, and it's in Lido Deck.
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OUCH! And you pulled this one out right around the 10th anniversary!

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A'ndrea, I was thinking the same thing. Goin' cruisin' you are always on the cutting edge!
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I bring it out every August 31st; the above is an abridged version, as it is a lengthy joke in it's true form. One of my all time favorites.
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G.C., that is just terrible!!!

Got any others??
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I'll have to check my inventory; don't want to be too tasteless, if you know what I mean.
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Ok, well if you get a good one and you don't want to post, send it my way and I will post.

I have to dig deep to find some here.
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After the OJ Simpson debacle, you do know that OJ now stands for Orange Jumpsuit, right?
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Hadn't heard that one yet. It sure fits!
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Does anyone remember Claudine Longet (Andy Williams' ex wife) and Olympic Skier Spider Sabich? She shot him to death while they were in Aspen, CO in 1976. The following was a special tribute to her (!):

There once was a lady named Longet
Who went to Aspen to ski for a few days
Until a long came a Spider
Who sat down beside her
And she blew the poor sucker away!
 
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