Joke Time

[goin' cruisin']

Did you here that Mother Teresa was grousing up in heaven because Princess Di had a bigger halo than she. St Peter had to point out that it was a steering wheel, not a halo over Princess Di's head.

I know, bad taste, but cute just the same, and it's in Lido Deck.

[Andrealovescruising]

OUCH! And you pulled this one out right around the 10th anniversary!

A'ndrea

[digdmr]

A'ndrea, I was thinking the same thing. Goin' cruisin' you are always on the cutting edge!

[goin' cruisin']

I bring it out every August 31st; the above is an abridged version, as it is a lengthy joke in it's true form. One of my all time favorites.

[carlg]

G.C., that is just terrible!!!

Got any others??

[goin' cruisin']

I'll have to check my inventory; don't want to be too tasteless, if you know what I mean.

[carlg]

Ok, well if you get a good one and you don't want to post, send it my way and I will post.

I have to dig deep to find some here.

[goin' cruisin']

After the OJ Simpson debacle, you do know that OJ now stands for Orange Jumpsuit, right?

[carlg]

Hadn't heard that one yet. It sure fits!

[goin' cruisin']

Does anyone remember Claudine Longet (Andy Williams' ex wife) and Olympic Skier Spider Sabich? She shot him to death while they were in Aspen, CO in 1976. The following was a special tribute to her (!):

There once was a lady named Longet
Who went to Aspen to ski for a few days
Until a long came a Spider
Who sat down beside her
And she blew the poor sucker away!