Originally posted by TrvlPro:
Most of my favorites are by three guys. Winston Churchill is number one in my book. Here are some of his best.
but you seem to have missed out on two of his funniest quotes...I think these are true:
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill "If you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill "Madam, If I was your husband I would drink it "
Bessie Braddock to Churchill " Winston you are drunk"
Churchill " Bessie you are ugly, and tomorrow morning I will be sober "