Simplicity is good. I get a laugh out of how some places describe things. I remember staying at the Sheraton in Birmingham for a VFW convention. They just HAD to have an embellishment for everything on the room service menu. Under beverages, you could order a case of beer - of course at bar prices which made it around $100 for a case. As I recall, they built it up as "A case of beer. 24 cans of the finest American lager". The choices were Bud, Miller, or Coors.