This reminds me somewhat of a Seinfeld episode. Kramer turned his apartment into a smokers' lounge after meeting people on the street that got kicked out of the coffee shop for smoking, and his face became craggly and crinkly after experiencing a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. He wants to sue the tobacco companies, and goes to see Jackie Chiles, his lawyer, and here's some dialogue:
Jackie: Did the cigarette warning label mention anything about damage to your appearance?
Kramer: No, it didn't say anything.
Jackie: So you're a victim. And now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.
In part of that same episode, here's some dialogue between Jerry and Kramer.
Jerry: You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?
Kramer: Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!"
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