Someone at NCL has a sense of humor :)

[LisaP]

I was reading my Welcome Aboard brochure from NCL, and laughed out loud when I got to the last section. It provides sample answering machine messages pax might wish to leave while on their NCL cruise.

To read them, click HERE and jump to the bottom of page 14. I found them hilarious, especially as I can relate to both cases. Of course, I'd be rightfully fired if I used the first one.

[penny3333]

I could add a few, too. Those aren't bad, though.