Ok you just made me hungry for Escargot! Especially dipping rolls in the garlic MMMMM!!!
I agree with the coupon book. It is definitely worth more on bigger ships. The buy one get one free wine does work in the champagne bar though and allows for a nice champagne on formal night. We did Voyager on Feb 11 and I think I had escargot. Went through the same issue regarding lobster about 6 or 7 years ago. Oh well.
I just got off Rhapsody of the Seas on Friday and yes, no escargot was served, much to my dismay. They did serve this type of scallop dish in butter which was pretty tasty though. They also didn't serve their famous lava cake the whole week??? Other than that, the cruise to Alaska was fabulous!